skylikethat:

Louis and the head of Modest! vs Eleanor and the head of Modest!

Can someone explain to me how someone’s girlfriend is closer to their boss than they are?


Probably conversations louisandharry have twice a week
  • Harry: louis those pants are way too tight I can literally see the indention a of your curves
  • Louis: that means so much coming from the boy whose penis can't even breathe in his pants
  • Harry: what tattoos should we get next
  • Louis: I don't know getting our names tattooed on to each other is a bit much at least we already have our first words tattooed god when did we become so sappy
  • Harry: louis your tanktops sleeves are way to open I could literally stick my head inside your shirt
  • Louis: well my dear Harold you sir have your boobs basically hanging out of your shirts so don't dare complain
  • Louis: fuck that ha hell yes
  • Harry: you aren't badass louis I can literally pick you up and carry you wherever I want please honey stop youre like a hyperactive puppy

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

olympuscouldnotbemorepressed:

evancl:

imagine harry’s face when he goes to get the mail and a letter is addressed

To: Harry and Louis Tomlinson

Imagine Harry’s face when he first signs an official document as Harry Tomlinson. The first time he…


Anonymous asked: "Can you explain to me what happen in the whole Dallas,Texas with freshly fucked Harry , I didn't really pay attention do that. Thanks :)"

ohthefond:

Oh dear. Ok. Please, I’m going to need you to pay attention right now then because this is so so so SO important. 

The boys went to Dallas (technically Frisco) back in 2012 to do a special show and some promo. Harry and Louis were joined at the hip being domestic and needy and clingy and blehhhhhh the entire day

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How do we even HAVE this picture???? You just know Louis was whispering a thousand filthy things into Harry’s ear. 

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And shortly after that I’m sure they found a broom closet or a sound proof dressing room or SOMETHING because….

Harry. was. wrecked.

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Let’s make a check list shall we?

  • Glassy eyes.
  • Messy curls.
  • SWOLLEN LIPS. SERIOUSLY DO YOU SEE THEM???? 
  • Flushed cheeks. MAC has to have a blush that matches this color. And if it isn’t called Frisco or Dallas then I think the cosmetic people need to rethink their life choices.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out what went on here

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HE LOOKS SO OUT OF IT. HARRY THIS IS OBSCENE

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And who do you think was to blame for the state Harry was in? This little guy right here. Just look at him. So proud. Glassy eyed, flushed cheeked little casanova. That’s the smile of a boy who just fucked Harry Styles’ brains out yep.

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They were both so sweaty. Like………????????

"Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago"

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Louis…./LOUIS/…. someone is ready to go again

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During the show they were all over each other toooo. He’s rolling up Harry’s sleeves. Somebody make this stop ffs

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A tame visual of what happened earlier/what probably happened again later

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cuddles <333

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So that’s the story of Dallas. I hope it was a very educational experience for you :)

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theboyfriendstagram:

Favorite posts about Harry feeling the boys’ balls on national television part 1

Part 2 | Part 3

(more posts like this here)


letmelarryyou:

sometimes i can’t believe wet Harry jumped over wet Louis’ back.

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  • harry: feel my shirt. what's that feel like
  • louis: *sigh* boyfrie-
  • harry: BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
  • harry: *high-fives self*
  • harry: *runs lap*
  • harry: STYLES STRIKES AGAIN


whatiwishicould:

"no harry this is for tv you can’t give louis a hand job"

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Anonymous asked: "if you could interview louis and harry for a "tell-all" book what would you ask? :)"

itscityzen:

tellmethisisnotlove:

corpidicarta:

haveyouquitefinishedlouis:

Probably a bunch of completely trivial yet absolutely crucial questions such as

  • Harry did you really splash your pee on Louis
  • First words, Oops and Hi, yes or no
  • Who initiated the first kiss
  • How did the “mutual, we’ve discussed it”-conversation go
  • Can you once and for all confirm you were talking about anal sex in the Mario Kart interview
  • Did Harry end up getting head after the 2012 BRITS
  • How many times have you gotten engaged
  • Chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with a side of home made mash. Explain. 
  • Are the eyebrows and size difference in Harry’s birds deliberate
  • Give us the deets on frisky in Frisco 
  • How bad did you laugh when people thought Harry was quoting Riptide and not Mary Lambert
  • How bad did you laugh when Harry posted a picture of two men with the caption ‘Strong’ and people thought it was because of the strong print of their shirts
  • How bad did you laugh when people thought Louis’ rainbow shirt was a Jamaican flag
  • Speaking of, how was Jamaica?
  • Harry, were you really unaware your hair was covered in white face paint
  • (how hard did you laugh when people thought it was dry shampoo)
  • Talk to me about the first time Harry heard Strong
  • LOUIS DID YOU REALLY MAKE HARRY WEAR A FUCKING BUTTPLUG IN AN INTERVIEW

  • At what point did you start referring to yourselves as the Tomlinsons

May I add:

  • What the heck happened in Wellington.

Louis and Harry how many times have you acted as anons to give the tumblr fandom some hints?

harry have you seen the interview where you put your hand on louis’ knee and mentally choke the interviewer?

are yo aware of how much mirroring goes between the two of you? do the other boys freak out about it as much as us?

harry what was the first meal you cooked when you moved together?

so… how bad lube taste when you use it as toohpaste?

what wre you doing when you came up with tdkau?